We write.

Damn near anything. We’re especially great with web copy, email campaigns (60% open rates + 15% clickthroughs whaaat?), and SEO-friendly blogs that don’t make you sound like you’ve failed a Turing test.

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Copy starts at $1200. Email starts at $200. Blogs start at $250.

We teach and train.

We run two workshops a month where we teach things like positioning, how to write a sales page, and of course, the Internet’s Favorite Bio Workshop. Click here for deets.

We also enjoy doing in-house training and events for organizations. Click here to enquire about Rachel’s availability for teaching any one of our workshops in your org, or creating a bespoke training to address your most pressing marketing issues and upskill your team lickety-split.

We solve problems.

Big or small, new or looooongstanding. We unravel marketing conundrums and unfuck launches. We create content plans that make life so much easier. We create frankly gorgeous marketing infrastructure analyses that tell you exactly where and why people are falling off and not buying your thing. 

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Consulting hours start at $500. Fancypants projects start at $5,000. Fractional CMO work starts at $7,500.